Dear Old SNOWBOARDERMAG.COM Site,
We figure that you have been expecting this letter for some time. The fact of the matter is, we're just not that into you. I'm sure you've been suspicious of us fooling around on the back end for a few months now and the truth is we have. To be perfectly honest, from the beginning, we never intended our relationship to be a long-term thing. We may have even been drunk when this all started. Just look at how screwed up the comments section was.
I know it isn't easy to hear but we've been interested in a new site for quite some time. We needed an easier CMS, new video player, more user-friendly page layouts, etc. The bottom line is, we needed a sexier site.
If you are reading this then you must realize that we have already moved on.
It is probably best that we don't see each other again. And for the record, it's not us, it's you.
P.S. We left $200 for you on the server.