Viktor Simco might have one of the dopest names in the shred game today. Not only that he is calls Minnesota home which is where Hüsker Dü, The Replacements and the artist formerly know as Prince are from. Prince probably wouldn’t have gone with the symbol deal had he started out with a name as awesome as Victor Simco. Seriously. That is like some Bond villain shit. Speaking of which it would be pretty bitchin’ to have Goldfinger or Dr. No do Dispatch updates. “Here is a photo of me with my world dominating death ray.” or “Here I am playing foosball with Pussy Galore.” Instead we get photos of Marie “Internet Assault” Hucal and LNP which is still pretty cool but not Bond Villain cool. That said the best part about Viktor though is that his riding is more badass than his name and he is hooking us up with Dispatches.
“Now the Crammed Am Van just drove to Oregon. Much appreciation to Mt. Bachelor for those 2 kickass sunny days! Ian Hart was just picked up at the Portland airport, and has now fallen victim to the ways of the SDS Van Life. Thanks to Windell’s for letting us skate some indoor on this rainy day. We’re back on the road for more chaos tomorrow, so stay posted” – Viktor