There’s not a lot you can do to get through this North American heat wave but wait it out (unless you’re at summer snowboard camp, then you’re stylin’). Instead of playing Pokemon Go, here is a collection of the week’s snowboard-related stories in the SNOWBOARDER Week in Review: July 29, 2016 edition.

JAMIE ANDERSON ON THE SHRED CARPET AT THE ESPYS

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The ESPY Awards are better than the ESP Awards because no one knows who won beforehand.

JAMIE NICHOLLS HAS BEEN SLACKING ON THE SPF

A little make up and a rental board go a long way for the British boarder. The part where the skier girl yells at him made our day.

ALTA

Patriotism aside we probably wouldn’t want a topless, beer swilling, shorts-wearing, regular footer disparaging our slopes either.

TORSTEIN HORGMO SIGHTING
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Pretty sure the fact checker may not have done their work on this one.

“The Summer of Meat” – acrylic on wood by @dannykass! | #summerofmeat #priceless

A photo posted by COBRA DOGS (@cobradogs) on

LEARN TO LIVE ON THE EDGE

Forget learning how to carve, how do you get your bindings to change colors.

NEW SNOWBOARDING SHADE ACCOUNT

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This post has been deleted. We’re also not 100% sure we’re using the term “shade” correctly.

Week in Review is compiled by the SNOWBOARDER staff.