Fire up the Fuck – Garrett Warnick and Jaeger Bailey

The fuck, apparently, can be fired up. Is this new expression a more explicit equivalent of turn up the heat? Or is it something completely different? Garrett Warnick and Jaeger Bailey give a demonstration on exactly how one ignites the fuck. It’s actually more lawful than you’d think, though it does appear to take an eccentric bundle of kindling-- exorbitant gusto, alpine terrain, log jibs, backy booters and even a Superman one-piece suit. Although that sounds like a maddeningly tall order, Worm and Jaeger prove that the formula, though complicated, is effective for producing memorable times. Instead of trolling the park for another day, the duo tote their mettle to the trees, and--we believe--successfully fire up the fuck.

Filmed by Greg Weaver.