We’re not sure what ungodly alignment the planets were in when Johnny Brady was spawned (blue spiral emoji?), but they spawned one gnarly dude. Johnny takes a breakneck approach into the type of grisly features that would cow most into a cautious tiptoe. He has a distinct tendency of locking into tricks with insane confidence. If he falls, you can’t help feel that rather than being through any miscalculation of his own, it was really just a cosmic slip up in the space-time continuum. Last season Rendered Useless and Johnny fused together a full part that seethes with a rattling haywire energy. This is a reiteration of Johnny’s RU ballistics, and they go down just as blisteringly smooth as they did the first time.

Filmed by Jon Stark and Eli Olson. Super 8 by Ian Boll.