From Think Thank:
The tidal patterns of the Earth’s crust can effect your internal gyroscope, so during a full moon (when casting a double cork into powder) use a Sam Hulbert for more consistent results. One may ask, “Can a cow intestine have cosmic healing powers?” Well, there’s only two ways to find out: eat one or rely on the healing powers of amazing snowboarding and watch Sam Hulbert’s full part from the Think Thank Almanac!
The planets have aligned, the crops yielded their bounty, the charts were correct and our snowboarding predictions have come to pass! This is the Think Thank Almanac 2014; spins, slides, styles, monsoons, slashes, nourishment, motels, Delores, barley refreshment, galaxies, friendship, drought and the body’s humors all played out in the pantheon of snowboarding.