All right, ladies and gerbils, now’s the time to hang on to your toilet seats. Braedon Wheeler, Kody Williams and Christian Hobush have a Brighton face smacker ready for your viewing pleasure. From the very first clip (a Prince-reviving hardway front 3) you realize that FootyFiend brought the heavy artillery, ladled on the sauce, and accomplished the snowboarding equivalent of extra guacamole. What does that mean? It means shifties where no shifty was supposed to be shiftied and pretzels that not even the most granola-sucking yogi could have pulled off. This is a mesmerizing luau of boarding fireworks at one of the realest resorts in Utah. Thank you FootyFiend. Thank you Brighton.